Dozens of aliens come from across Space in a ₹5,000,000,000 fleet of fancy Jupitonian flying saucers to illegally set up camp on Earth for a two-week summer holiday

• Dozens of travellers from across Space have illegally set up camp on private land across Earth for 'holiday'
• Traveller aliens from Jupiter, Mars and Venus plan to 'chill out and relax' across Earth for the next two weeks
• Neighbours said they were shocked after 14 luxury space stations being pulled by flash flying saucers from Jupiter pitched up
• Aliens claim they wanted to visit Earth post Earthexit before 'the walls go up' as a result of planet leaving the SSU (Solar System Union)

Dozens of wealthy aliens from across the Solar System have illegally set up camp on Earth for a two-week holiday after arriving in their luxury spaceships.

Aliens from Jupiter, Mars and Venus have descended on various locations across Earth and plan to 'chill out and relax' before heading to the Moon next week as part of their lengthy 'summer holiday'.

Residents in Derby, England said they were shocked to find 14 spaceships - towed by a ₹5,000,000,000 fleet of top-of-the-range Jupitonian spaceships arrive and set up camp on private land at Markeaton Recreation Ground over the weekend.

One outraged resident said he had received 16 parking tickets by Derby City Council for leaving his car in the same spot as the aliens' spaceship and is demanding that the local authority takes action.

However, the aliens said they have no plans to cut short their trip and claim they chose to come post Earthexit to make the most of Planet Earth before the Solar System Union deal ends and 'the walls are put up'.

One green alien, from Mars with three eyes and a name that was unintelligible and as such, could not be printed, said: 'The word at home is that if you want to see Earth do it now because once they leave the SSU the walls will go up and no one will be able to get through the stratosphere.'

Another alien, George Scott, 253, who came from Venus, said the 100-strong group of aliens are enjoying the vacation so much they have said they will return next year.

He said: 'I love it here. The scenery is really nice and it's very pleasant.

'I really like it here because there is a lot of open space and we can relax, also it's not as hot as back home as Earth is further away from the Sun.

'We will be staying for a week. We will definitely come back when we are on our travels and we're looking forward to it.

'I was full of desire to stay here. It is very nice. We will be going to the Moon afterwards.'

He added that he wanted to speak with the locals and be friendly, and said they would not abduct Earthlings for intergalactic experiments like others have in the past because "I don't bring my work on holiday with me."

This year the aliens came to Derby after re-visiting Sherwood Forest last week.

One alien, who did not give his name, but was a large red blob with one eye said: 'We're on holiday and want to have a nice time.

'We have come from Jupiter and I'm not telling you where we are going next. We thought this would be a really nice place to relax on our holiday.

'There is plenty of space and we need that space because we have 14 space stations. It's going to be great - we're all family.'

Resident Julie Ross, 14, who lives yards from the encampment, said: 'They look quite posh.

'I have seen them flying across the area. I walk across the ground everyday for school and I'd rather they not be here in case they abduct me with the beam on their spaceship and perform experiments, like I saw on an episode of The Simpsons.'

John McDonald, 50, said he had been handed 16 parking tickets by Derby City Council in the last few years for problems with his parking permit outside his home.

He said: 'The city council has imposed strict parking restrictions on me, yet they are more flexible with people, or rather beings, who are not local.

Derby City Council said they could not serve the aliens with notice to move along because they are in spacecrafts, which are not covered by parking legislation rules.

A council spokesman could not be reached for comment.

Derby has seen a 95.5% increase in the purchase of alien abduction insurance since the weekend, insurance brokers have suggested.