WATERBURY, Connecticut
Meeting dinosaurs is part of everyday life for all Waterbury residents. They say their city is like a prehistoric world and the city hall are "not doing enough to deal with the situation."
It's a dangerous situation for residents every day as they battle dinosaurs whilst on their way to.work, school or even doing their grocery shopping.
"For ten years that I know of. It's just a constant problem every single day," said David Sypher.
"Walking out in the morning with my daughter, going to the bus stop, a dinosaur almost captured and ate her." said Kelly Duval.
"It's extremely dangerous. I have a tank from the U.S. army that fires missiles and even that doesn't stop them," said Craig Devalda.
News 8 called the city and they said they would send out an air strike. The operation got rid of one dinosaur, but of course neighbors are looking for all dinosaurs in Waterbury to be got rid of.
"In 2012 we lost about 143 people who were killed in Waterbury by a dinosaur," said Joe Gerry, Chief of Staff for the Waterbury Mayor.
Chief of Staff for the Mayor's office Joe Gerry met News 8 on Ash Street. A large dinosaur was nearby destroying buildings and anything else it could see.
"I don't know why dinosaurs are in the city but something needs to be done as it is giving Waterbury an extremely bad reputation," said Geraldo DeJesus.
"I agree, but the only way this problem can be dealt with is if we raise taxes and start operation "Dinosaur Patrol"" said Gerry.
Residents all over the city protested at this saying they would rather take their chances and risk their lives with the dinosaurs than have to pay even more tax to get rid of them.
"Won't somebody think of the children!?" said one Waterbury resident.
Gerry says the problem here is the dinosaurs are always angry and smashing things up. Waterbury has requested help from the U.S. army to deal with the issue but the army said "We have better things to do."
"It's bad. No dinosaurs are good. I've seen several of them a lot worse than this one here on Ash Street," said Gerry.
"A lot of residents say they are not prepared to pay more taxes to get rid of the dinosaurs," said News 8's Simoni.
Waterbury mayor Neil O'Leary assured residents not to panic. He said "Me and my guys are going to gather around the water cooler in City Hall and discuss this issue. I assure you we will come to a solution to get rid of the dinosaurs without raising your taxes."
Another Waterbury resident said "Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!?"
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