A Coca Cola truck has crashed into a ditch with 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 litres of Coke on board. The van was distributing Coca Cola to various stores across Kent County when it overturned near the A256 between Sandwich and Richborough.
Coke addicts all across Kent have been visiting the crash site to drink the liquid which has spilled all over the road.
Addicts were seen making their way to Richborough Road, Sandwich at 11:52am this morning and are still there right now (8pm).
Staff from the Environment Agency's Stour Ops team was working on site to block the ditch, after the drink started leaking into the watercourse.
It was then hoped a second tanker could be used to suck up the Coke before the first tanker could be righted. However all the addicts gathered around the spillage to block the procedure.
It was then that someone from the Environment Agency came up with an idea. Just let the addicts drink the Coke until the road is cleared. This idea has been praised by Kent Police and the Coke addicts themselves.
Richborough Road is closed as the addicts drink the spill. However with temperatures in Kent reaching below freezing it is feared the Coke could freeze over.
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